If I had more room, I would call this the Just Got Back From NeoCon and Now I'm Really Inspired to do Some Design Projects and I also Need Money to Pay My Student Loan Bill This Month Special. But that's too long. So I will just post this instead:
So here's the deal. For my readers in Chicago, I will do any room in your home or office for the flat fee of $750. Kitchen, bath, conference room, you name it. I don't care how big it is. As long as you contact me by the 23rd, I'm your designer. And if you're outside of the area and want to work with me remotely, e-mail me and we can set something up.